The tale as old as time…but filthier than ever before!

Brace yourself* as “SIDE-SPLITTINGLY FUNNY” adult panto returns to Birmingham’s Blue Orange Theatre, following the success of TINDER-ELLA! , BLOW WHITE and BIG DICK WHITTINGTON, for a strictly limited run this December.

This year, Beauty Bangs The Beast in this shamelessly naughty retelling of the classic fairy tale. When Belle finds herself trapped in the Beast’s dungeon, things get steamy, silly, and seriously scandalous. Will she break the curse… or just break the bed?

Expect enchanted toys, randy roses, and a Beast with a horn problem. It’s a tale of love, lust, and questionable morals – with more innuendo than you can shake a sausage at.

Join filthy Belle, the horny Beast, Madame Moan and all the gang for an unforgettable night of cheeky, grown-up laughs, outrageous antics, and panto like you’ve never seen it before!

*Please note that this production WILL contain adult jokes, strong language, outrageous behaviour and more cackles than a hen do in Magaluf…you have been warned! Strictly adults only.

SPLASH ZONE!

Get even closer to the action with the best seats in the house – choose one of the Orange seats in the Splash Zone! You will almost certainly be picked on and you will almost certainly get wet! Be brave; it’s worth it!

Reviews from our sell out production, Tinder-Ella:

“A definite swipe to the right for this wholly inclusive, filthy night of adult fun with laughs a-plenty.” – Theatre Whippet,

“It’s bawdy, it’s brash & decidedly blue, I laughed throughout.” – Brum Hour

“Absolutely fantastic fun!” & “Side-splittingly funny!” – Jason Forrest

“I totally recommend this. Funny, filthy and VERY adult.” – audience feedback

Tickets from just £20 until 3rd November – prices increase with demand throughout the year – book now for the best seats and prices!